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she wears short skirts. i am john f kennedy. shes cheer captain and im john f kennedy
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Some of you are graduating summa cum laude. Some of you are graduating magna cum laude. And some of you are graduating thank you laude.
—PRESIDENT OBAMA, giving the commencement speech at Morehouse College (via CBS News)
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“I phoned my grandparents and my grandfather said ‘We saw your movie.’ ‘Which one?’ I said. He shouted ‘Betty, what was the name of that movie I didn’t like?’”
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- Tumblr app: I'm done loading
- Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
- Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter
Jesus got demoted to AAA
And Jesus was promoted to replace him.
Jesus has died, Jesus is risen, Jesus will come again. Amen.
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